Some Moms have tea parties, I have Mine craft farts.
Life in a testosterone fish tank:
“KILL, KILL, no LEFT, my Left dork, GO, go, Awe, Dude, YOU KILLED ME, What the HECK!” frustrated son #1, gaming on line via the Xbox, while, simultaneously, in the family room on the laptop with his cell acting as a Kinect, son #2:
“No, No, A-man, KEEP PUNCHING! Aidan, seriously, FOCUS!!! Lord oh mighty, did you just Fart!? Sorry, Dude, my bad, Oh. My. God! go, GO!! CHOP! Run, kill the sheep. A-man, you need more dexterity DUDE, oh my gosh, just passed virtual Gas, it kills them everytime!”
Yep, no dolls here. Just those alien XY’s.
-Joanne Roth Marino